Gulf Oil Spill Disaster Jobs – Stage 2
July 30th, 2010 | 
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BP Oil Spill Slick All Around Louisiana's Mississippi Delta
What is the next stage in the BP oil spill disaster recovery, and how will this impact the availability of new oil spill jobs?
Here is an educated guess, but first: what we do know?
1. We know that the out-of-control oil well has been sealed-up by oil job workers over the old Deepwater Horizon oil rig site ever since July 15th about 3:15 in the afternoon. Since that time, it has held strong with no obvious leaks (unless there’s a cover-up going on. I don’t think there is at this time.)
2. We know that the 5K foot deep well has a Temporary Cap. This means that there will have to be more oil job work on permanently fixing and sealing the busted deep sea oil well. There is also a HIGH PROBABILITY that the temporary cap may have to be removed – letting the oil well start spraying its toxic crude into the already damaged Gulf of Mexico.
3. Nobody knows if permanently sealing the oil well is going to work as planned. Also, there is apprehension about removing the temporary cap because it could cause more problems, too…like a new oil leak.
4. There’s the possibility that bad storms, including hurricanes, could hamper work to make permanent the cap fixing the oil well.
Now, for theorizing sake, let’s say that BP’s ever-problematic oil well actually does stay shut. Let’s say that not another drop spills into the ocean. Then what?
The Oil Spill Disaster Job Outlook For August 2010
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A Simulated View From A Panama City, FL Oil Spill Worker’s Prospective
Yesterday, you saw a picture of what was going on at some beaches 90 years ago…long before the BP oil disaster took hold of our minds, hearts, Gulf of Mexico waters, and its gorgeous white beaches.
Yeah, the “Hem Line Patrol” was on the beat protecting America’s eyes from “skin” back in the day.
Aaaaaahhhhggggg! Skin!!!!!!! Worse than Godzilla, no doubt.
• So, what’s the difference between today’s Taliban and yesteryear’s “Hem Line Patrol?”
• The beard.
(I’ll be here all week. Shows at 7 and 10. Tickets 25% off in advance…uh…No.)
Anyway…here’s just a quickie for you. (A real post coming up likely tomorrow…the Internet’s been down all over Alabama today, so, not much I could do about filling your eyes with decent oil spill job content.)
I thought I’d give you this modern day vista of what one could see from the beach – especially during March and April of every year at “PCB.” This is where, as you know, the oil spill jobs and oil spill cleanup crews are work tirelessly to give you a decent place to spend your hard earned money on belly-button piercings, henna tattoos, Chinese-imported sand-dollar clocks, dried starfish paperweights, and airbrushed t-shirts — with a scene of people wearing airbrushed t-shirts, no less.
Here’s and “Cheers” to PCB and its oil spill cleanup companies!
Oil Leak Worker's SIMULATED View Looking Up From The Beach
This actually is a photo from Panama City Beach. (It’s public domain if you’re wondering.) I bet you’re kinda glad that Spring Break is over for this year if you’re heading down to get one of the new oil spill jobs on the coast right now. That sort of activity going on beside you would be distracting, to say the least.
I know, I know. This is borderline ridiculous, and downright shameful promotion. It’s also a pitiful and unsuccessful attempt at an oil spill joke.
But you know what they say:
“Oils well that ends well.”
Sorry. No more of that.
More real info and oil leak job news soon. Read the rest of this entry »
Oil Spill Clean Up Companies In Panama City, Florida – An Idea
Let’s say that you want an oil spill jobs.
Let’s also say that, of all the places around the Gulf of Mexico that might interest you, you already know exactly where you would like to work that new oil spill job.
Is this you? Let’s say that where you want to enjoy the fruits of the new oil spill employment is good ol’ Panama City, Florida. Here is a suggestion on how you might go about securing that very specific position with one of the numerous oil spill clean up companies working the blackish, brown stained sandy beaches.
Let’s go to Panama City Beach, FL!
THE BAD OLD DAYS ...long before beach oil spill clean up. This (questionably masculine) "Beach Policeman" is out measuring hem lines to make sure they don't violate "Decency Codes." You probably won't see this during your oil spill employment.
(Photo: 1922 - Public Domain)
Just so we’re clear: I’m using the term “Panama City, FL” to refer to both Panama City Beach and Panama City, proper. But anybody who’s been going there since childhood (like myself) knows it’s just all lumped together and called Panama City or “PCB.”
How To Find Oil Spill Employment In Panama City, FL…Specifically
If you were living in PCB, and you wanted to get a job, what would you do?
BP Oil Spill King Is Finally Leaving CEO Position: That’ll Teach ‘Em!
It has been announced today that the Chief Executive Officer of Her Majesty’s Royal British Petroleum Oil Spill Company, Mr. Tony “The Birdman” Hayward, will be stepping down.
It’s about time, don’t you think? I mean, somebody really needed to sock-it-to-’em for the greed and complacency-caused safety shortcomings on the doomed Deepwater Horizon and its famous blown and busted oil well head nearly a mile under the Gulf of Mexico’s once “sort of pristine” waters. And I can think of nothing better to do than have Tony “The Birdman” Hayward just pack up his obligatory corporate executive severance package, put on his “Yellow and Green” bowler hat one more time, and hit the door.
White Cliffs Of Dover In County Kent, England Photo Credit: NASA
Yeah, let’s kick him out…to his sorry ol’ mansion in Kent. (You know, County Kent with the famous city of Canterbury and the “White Cliffs of Dover.” BTW, I’ve seen those cliffs in person. They’re quite spectacular. Now back to the chastising…)
Speaking of Tony Hayward (a.k.a. The Birdman), it is currently rumored that his severance package will be the measly sum of just a little over £1000000 (pounds). That $1.5 million dolla’ for us ‘mericans.
Yeah, that’ll show him who’s boss. Yeah, that’ll make up for the hundreds of millions of gallons of oil spilled into the Gulf of Mexico. Yeah, that’ll give great comfort to the fishermen, shrimpers, and tourist business owners of Florida, Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana, and Texas who’ve lost not just a season’s income BUT a total way of life for the foreseeable future.
Florida Oil Spill Jobs Update
Florida! #1 Oil Spill Job State Now And (especially) In The Future
It’s “Day 95″ of the BP oil spill tragedy / fiasco / horror / mess. You can pick your adjective. It makes no difference. It’s just generally bad. Unless you want some kind of oil spill employment. Especially if you’re looking for an oil spill job in Florida.
Now, I know there is oil spill work going on in Texas, Louisiana, Mississippi, and Alabama, but Florida is the state with the big bucks. They have the massive state budget plus the most profit to lose from tourism declines, so, Florida oil spill jobs is the obvious conclusion you come to when you’re wondering where the continued oil work hotspots will be now that the active leak at the busted well head way out and 5000 feet under the Gulf of Mexico has stopped flowing for a few days now.
In case it slipped your mind, the oil was capped on July 15th. At least, that’s what they say. But BP isn’t always known for their forthrightness in getting accurate info to the public about the oil spill and the oil spill jobs like we would hope. (Case in point: BP altering images of their control room.)
So, what’s the latest on the Florida oil spill job situation? I’ll give you a few facts…